Olli, 62 - 26 июня 2009 03:40

It's not difficult to make a woman happy -

A man only needs to be ...
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a good lover
4. a chef
5. a carpenter
6. a plumber
7. a mechanic
8. a decorator
9. an electrician
10. a hair stylist
11. a gynecologist
12. a psychologist
13. a psychiatrist
14. a healer
15. a good listener
16. a good organizer
17. a good father
18. a good son-in-law
19. very clean
20. sympathetic
21. athletic
22. warm
23. attentive
24. gallant
25. intelligent
26. funny
27. creative
28. tender
29. strong
30. understanding
31. tolerant
32. prudent
33. ambitious
34. capable
35. courageous
36. determined
37. true
38. dependable
39. passionate
40. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

41. give her compliments regularly
42. love shopping
43. be honest
44. be very rich
45. not stress her out
46. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME - YOU MUST ALSO:

47. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
48. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
49. give her lots of space, never asking where she goes

And - IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

50. Never to forget her birthday
51. Never to forget your anniversary
52. Never forget arrangements she makes

And - MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:

53. Be an excellent pest exterminator



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY -


1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol


от моего мужа

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